Bethany's Local Dating Service

Hi my name is Tim, I'm on here to meet friends, take quizzes, and have a great time. I love to watch Anime, movies, and listen to music. I'm into Rock, Techno, Classical, and some Rap. I tend to be a little Geeky and shy at times I have more hobbies than I should. I enjoy to have fun hanging out and staying up all night. I am a college graduate I have two Bachelors degrees from UCO one is in Business Administration and the other is in Political Science. I also have a background in Legal Studies.

I am very single and out of a long-term relationship. I am looking friends first and if things get serious I will not complain. In a woman I look for a few things; a personality that compliments my own, someone that I am interested in physically, and has a similar sense of humor. I tend to be attracted to people who are younger than myself, short to around 5'7", curvy, baby faced, dark haired that is about the shoulder length or longer, and I am an butt man and like roundness and love wide hips.

I'm one of a kind, my family is most important to me. There is a lot of things i like. Well it's often funny how a person is rated, so I'm gona keep doing questions and quess I'll see. Anyway my family are what keeps me on my toes. My boys came to live with me about a year ago. They talked me into doing this and away I go. At this time I'm just wanting to get to know someone, I like to have fun and often do. more later;;

Iam the type of man that is very sensitive lol... Dont know why but i am... I have been in 14 difrent schools in the past 7 years in 3 difrent states.. so i have seen alot of difrent type of people and experience alot more.. i would like to say that iam a complex type of persone but iam really not lol.. i would love to say alot more but i feel that if you wanna know so bad then just ask me :)

Well I'm orginally from new orleans, but moved here after hurricane katrina its a pretty nice place overall. I'm almost 30 and looking to start a serious relationship and possible settle down. I love kids want some of my own one day. I would like to find a women with goals and who can be laid back as well.

hey :) im katelynn.. im 18 years old.. im a pretty outgoing girl once i get to know you, but i am kinda shy at first! alot of my friends and family say that im a sweet and classy girl and too much of a caring person. Lol. i absolutly LOVE kids.. i dont have any of my own but hopefully will someday. im a pretty laid back girl and very honest.. i tell things how they are. :) just love to have a good time and meeting new people.

Just looking for a fun and loving young lady to get to know

I guess one could say I'm a bit of a geek. I work as a system's engineer, I do enjoy video games from time, and I do get a kick out of learning about new technology. However, I know where lines are to be drawn. That is so say I'm not some video game addict spending all day sitting in his mom's basement lusting over some gadgets. No, no I'm quite sane and pretty well normal. Though, I will admit to being rather shy and reserved, but that usually changes once I get warmed up to any situation.

music driving relaxing outdoors art concerts snowboarding reading

Hey, I live in Bethany Ok, I like like liberal arts, classics, culture, art, I have a sort of warrior/lover intensity to me I guess...whatever that means...maybe like the movie 300 mixed with Romeo and Juliet...mix the Crow somewhere in there and and you've got one aspect of me. I am adventurous to the core. Like a wide variety of things like rappelling, climbing, underground TranceTechno clubs, horseback riding, art shows, coffee houses, concerts, Id like to find a unique, cool, intelligent, alluring girl.

Favorite Quotes:

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.

~Albert Einstein

"Life is like photography..we develop from negatives"

At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities.

~Jean Houston

Hi my names Paul, I'm actually a 3 foot tall troll. I live in a real life cave, I tell you what it sure was difficult getting At&t to hook up my internet connection down here. Oh well, at least I can play World of Warcraft 24/7 now. I'm relatively clean but somethings just aren't good enough for some girls or most. I shower at least once ever 1-2 weeks anything more than that would be silly, don't you think? Hygiene is overated anyway.

Well gals I thought I would get back on th horse (so to say) and try to find me a Ladie. I used to be pretty rowdy but I have always been laid back to the point that people thought I was on some kind of sedative. I would like to be with a ladie who is pretty laid back also. I like to spend time on my Wii and watching movies. Pretty boring huh? Well thats me if you don't like it suck my big toe.

I am a Christian that occasionally sins. I would prefer you not message me if you have a lifestyle that is destructive. I smoke and it is my major vice. I do not want to be with a woman who cheats, does drugs, Drinks from the time she wakes up to the time sha passes out and I do not want to share her with another woman/man.

If you have children or are overweight that is perfectly fine

I do like my women a little geeky but if you are not that is alright
I like guns so if you are going to freak out about it don't contact me.

I hope if you read this you find somebody that is a little like you but different enough that you learn something from them

Please be kind to others

I don't know where to start. First and foremost, I'm pretty quiet, but not too quiet. I can still make a pretty decent conversation. I can be awkward at times, so there's a heads up. I'm also a nice guy, so there's another warning.

I'm a pretty laid back kinda person. I like to hang out with my friends and have fun. I'm an honest, straight-forward person. You can NEVER go wrong with a good hockey game! :) I love movies, music, reading cheesey books and dancing with my friends.
I would just really like to find someone that I could go out with and hang out with and have fun! If something more happens than great, and if not then that's fine,too.

You can call me Chris. I don't like self-summaries for a number of reasons, a few of them being that one: I don't like talking about myself and two: that I will leave that one thing out someone else wanted to know. So here goes...
I'm not much of a talker. I can be sometimes, when the conversation is interesting or if I'm comfortable around that person, but most people look at me funny and then I look at the funny too and they run off, at which I laugh.
I am VERY sarcastic. 99% of what floats through my mouth is sarcasm, which would explain my lack of saliva. But generally if I don't like you I won't talk to you so really although it seems like I'm making fun of you, its really love. I promise.
I think being able to laugh at ones self is just as important as laughing at others because we all do dumb stuff. And its so funny.
I have a cane. People look at me funny because of it. I have a bum leg, my left one. Sometimes when guys look at me funny, I pretend its a dog and start making barking noises and acting like i'm trying to keep it away from them, at which their girlfriends laugh at them for being all jumpy.
I don't really like to talk about myself, in the sense of to just tell my life story. I perfer to answer questions and then base a conversation off that, that way I know its interesting to the person instead of boring them with my history lesson.
I like interesting things, and interesting people. One of my interesting things is the Sims. I am addicted to it. The second thing is Mountain Dew. I drink it muchly while I play it. They go hand in hand. I like video games in general, but I don't really play a lot.
I don't know if i've forgotten anything all too important but if you want to know something by all means ask! I'll update if I remember something, but at the moment I need a Mountain Dew.

New to the OKC area and looking for friends to share my freetime with. I enjoy relaxing, drinking coffee and having great conversations with like minded adults. Sexually open and believe in being true to one's self

lets see music business major from bethany oklahoma i am a live event production wizzard and like to make things happen i enjoy good friends good food and good times i also apperantly have no reguard for punctuation since there is none on this statement and prolly will be none the rest of this page

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Ok, here goes. I am a Christian who takes my walk seriously. I love listening to Christian Alternative/Rock. I play guitar (only for the past couple years, nothing exciting) and I used to sing in a Christian praise and worship band. I am currently a student working on my Bachelors degree. I am majoring in Missions/Theology and going to see if I can blend my associates in Business Administration in with that. I love a good cup of coffee and enjoy laughing it up and hanging out with friends.

I'm young and like to have fun with a lot of variety. I'm single, divorced after one long marriage. I have one great son. I am a Chiristian and try but don't always live like one. I am an Electrical Engineer working with computers and electrical controls. I like the outdoors: camping, hiking, boating, canoeing, fishing and skiing.

Hhhmm. I suppose I could say I'm easy-going. I just kind of take things as they come though I can be serious when the need arises. All and all I'm a fairly normal nice guy and I just want to meet a nice girl and see where things go.

I've got a good sense of humor and have been told I'm a good listener.

I enjoy video games, movies, books, etc. Usually on the weekends I hang out with friends or stay in and play video games and watch tv. Not to mention reading...

Just bought a house a few years ago. I figured it's time to take "that step". It's nice to have a place of my own that I can live in forever if I feel like it. Over all I'd say my life is right on track, now I just need someone to share it with...

And just bought a new Jeep Wranger, it's so awesome.

im a 22 year old good looking man im a country boy at heart and single looking for love and hopefully the right cowgirl for me. i just started going back to school as a coledge student for okccc to become a tattoo artist and still waiting on my special someone.

"Your ability to rationalize your own bad deeds makes you believe that the whole world is as amoral as you are."
~Douglas Coupland

"You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist."
~Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'm an intelligent, sometimes sarcastic individual who is a little on the nerdy side sometimes. I love the outdoors, but can also be happy at home with the right person and some good movies. (Horror, of course!) I'm comfortable in just about any setting, and always manage to find the humorous side of any situation.
I'm new to the Jonesboro area, and Arkansas. I actually moved here from Memphis about seven months ago, and have been enjoying the drastically reduced crime rate every since. It's a whole new world living in Jonesboro instead of Memphis; I can walk outside without having to wear a bullet-proof vest, or go to the park without worrying about some toothless crack-head stabbing me with a sharpened toothbrush. I think I like it here, and just need to meet some new people to see the town with!

Okay, so I'm a film student and I will someday be a director/writer/editor/anything else I want to be. How do I know this? Because I will not stop till I'm there. I'm very playful and silly. I think I'm loving and caring too, at leadt that's what all my friends say. I look extremely conservative and on some level I am but I have a wild side to me. You just gotta wait for it.

Well, its safe to say I'm unique. In college, I was the only compsci major I knew who took upper level English lit courses in the summer for fun. My wife and I are in an open marriage, which makes life much more exciting.

Spiritually speaking, I classify myself as Buddhist/Pagan/Wiccan/Taoist or agnostic depending on the phases of the moon.

By the way, I don't have a picture up yet, mainly because I don't have a scanner, but also because I'm not sure what sort of pic to post. This is Oklahoma, after all, and I'd hate to freak out the neighbors if they figured out we had an open marriage.

hey, i'm just an all around hard working,family oriented guy hoping to find that special girl out there....are you out there?

ok here it goes, i stand 5'6" i weigh roughly 177 lbs. i have dark brown hair, hazel green eyes, my teeth are messed up that was my fault, but other than that if you can think of any other info that you want to know feel free to message me and ask, i am like an open book all you have to do is ask the right questions.

Whats up I'm a 26 year old male from oklahoma city. I really enjoy hanging out with my friends and family and spending time with my daughter. I like to read watch movies listen to music and play video games. I work at the oklahoma county crisis intervention center and dig the shit out of my job. Uh lets see i do like to go out to bars and concerts on occasions and now i really have no clue what else to write about. so hit me up if you seem interested

I make a good living at my current job. I just got a new to me Dodge Intrepid 2004 SE. Rides well and I love it. Things are going quite smoothly. Just wish I had some good friends to spend time and hang out with when I am not running the ol rat race. Still looking for that special someone btw, so I'm all eyes.

I am married, but I still have so much more to give to another woman. I don't like fast and rough lovers. I prefer long, gentle, soft, and slow ones. I like just about all kinds of music, boating, fishing, and a relaxed lifestyle.

I'm a very confident person. I know who I am and what I am looking for. I'm a very active person. I would rather be playing sports than watching, but definitely enjoy OU football. I'm competitive but know where to draw the line. Almost any activity will be fun to me, I even take my daughter to the ballet every so often. I'm a laid back, open person and don't get stressed out very easily.

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My name is Dan. I graduated from the University of Oklahoma with a bachelors degree in Psychology. I currently work for the family oil production company, doing nothing degree related at all :-/ I'm a small guy, I'm about 5'9" and slender. I am a very laid back person, I prefer to enjoy the time I have on this planet, and I try not to sweat most stuff. I also love to laugh and joke but I must warn you I have a very dark sense of humor.

hey there. here's some uninteresting facts. i've always been told i'm very funny, which is an exciting thing. i love music. i play drums, guitar, and bass. i guess the best way to describe the music i like is indie-rock....i think. my favorite bands are radiohead, pixies, pavement, they might be giants, talking heads. I also love to record music. i'm also a sports fan, which, i know, isn't very indie rock. deal with it. my favorite sports being college football and college basketball.

I'm part Dutch / German / Scot-Welsh and I'm very proud of the Scot/Welsh line, I don't wear a Kilt, but sometimes thought about what it would be like wearing one or have a Bagpipe to play, so I won't be playing it in the wee hours and keeping everyone up, but do like the Pipes music. I grew up in a Southern-Scot/Welsh strict home (parent's from Kentucky & Tennessee); I was taught the basic manners on how to be a gentleman and how to treat the ladies.

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I joined this site like four years ago and for one reason or another, stopped using it. I logged in on a whim and found out it was something that might be interesting. I really don't know what else to say about myself other than I love fun people and making new friends.

I haven't dated for some time and things have changed a lot. I have never done the bar thing and most of my friends are married. Their lives are filled with kids, grandkids and the hobbies they enjoy and so is mine, however I would like to find someone to share mine with. I think it is probably going to be a challenge to meet someone so my friends suggested the online approach. So here I am. I work hard and enjoy my job but i also know how to stop and smell the roses so to speak. I would like to find a friend to start, someone who wants to get to know me and will let me get to know you. I have the best relationship with my daughter, whom I am very proud of. My hobby is shooting myself out of a cannon so to speak, drag racing motorcycles. Curious? I also like a ride on a warm summer night on the Harley, helmets required. Bricktown is great for listening to music and just people watching enjoying a good meal. Taking off on a trip to nowhere and ending up right where we should be is a favorite of mine. The gym is my friend and it will help keep me lively as we move into our vintage years. I am happy with my life and want to find someone who feels the same. I want to share this last half with someone who has their life in order just missing one thing, me.
Well that should be enough to scare you off or to interest you.
Good luck, Happy hunting

I'm laid back and easy going. I love to go to Sturgis S.D. for vacation. I have a job that I really do like. I have a great group of friends that I would do just about anything for. I consider myself very lucky.

Going through a new phase of my life and I would really like some companionship along the way. I like to have fun and be with others. But also, I value my personal time to do my own things. I'm not looking for anything to serious at the moment, just a little companionship. Ultimately I want to spend my life with someone who is willing to be just as open and devoted to me as I am to them. When I find that one person, I will give myself with nothing held back. And I will only ask the same in return.

I like (in no particular order) video games (not WOW, I can't get into MMORPG's...), movies, drinking, camping, hiking, driving, swimming, floating.. jeez much more than that too I guess. A couple of my favorite movies are American Psycho, Super Troopers, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, and The Great Labowski. I like scary movies, I don't really get all that scared but I do get on the edge of my seat and jump at suspenseful scenes and it's fun :). I haven't traveled much but really want to go everywhere in the next few years. I have an old Goldwing motorcycle which I don't ride often enough. I like going to bars with friends, actually I like doing a lot with friends but there's usually drinking involved.
Oh and the drug thing, I'm just being honest.. but I partake in some light drugs a couple (and I do mean just once or twice if at all) of times per year.. Nothing crazy either, no needles or any other nasty garbage.. mostly natural :)

I am Brian. I'm on the way back to Georgia, pretty soon, but I still want to do stuff while I'm here in OK.. I'm a pretty kickass geek. A geek of the comic book and Japanese anime variety, though I venture out into the Sci Fi world, as well. I'm very proud of my geek factor, and I don't change who I am just to fit in. Normality's boring, anyways..

I'm a master of sarcasm.

I'm a music lover of all sorts. I just bought a dark blue Fender Squire Bullet for my first guitar, and am in the process of teaching myself to play. I plan on making a career in the music industry. If not an artist, something that keeps music in my life every day.

I'm a very honest, pretty much open person.

Like I said, I'm moving back to Georgia, in a few months. I can't wait to be back home. Oklahoma's boring me to literal death. I don't drink/smoke/do drugs, not because I'm a prude, in fact, I'm far from that, but because I just never really wanted to.

I'm not much of a gear-head when it comes to cars, but I love to mod them. I'm more of an artist when it comes to modding a car. I can make it look bad ass. :) I have a Lexus SC300 that I'm going to be turning into my own super car.. :) I've got a specific theme in my head for it. Monterey Blue with bronze rims. It'll look amazing when I'm done. Plus be super fast.. Hehe.

I am an amazing cook, an awesome singer, great massage giver, and fun. I'm also tired of typing this.. So, I'll stop. You can ask more if you want.

I am a 27 year old medic and former U.S. Marine. I teach emergency medicine and anatomy and physiology. I am a single father of 2 amazing kids. I am not a part time father. Im divorced and ready to live again. I have been a medic for 8 years and love my job. I enjoy traveling. I love to cook.... ALOT. My children are my world. I'm kind of a country boy at heart. I like to fish and I enjoy most things outdoors. I like to read by the fireplace at night and love weekend trips on my motorcycles. I own a home in Cordell (a small town in western Oklahoma) and I have an apartment in Yukon. I worked in Dallas for 2 years and it hard to let go of the big city. I just Bought a kayak and love going out on the lake. I'm at a point in my life where all my hard work has paid off and I can enjoy it.

What I'm looking for: This was a hard one. The choice was male or female...... Well I'm looking for a woman..lol..
So what I'm really looking for is a best friend.
Someone I want to wake up to.
Someone I wait for in the driveway for that next kiss when she gets home.
Someone I can cook for that will tell me she doesn't like it. Lol
A honest woman
A kiss goodbye
A kiss good morning.
That smile for no reason.
A future......
And a thousand more things.

Is that to much to ask for?

So if you just out for fling I'm not. Honestly sex is the easy part...(I'm kinda cute)...Lol.. Its the feeling that you get when she smiles at you, when she touches your arm. True love. That's what I'm looking for. If you are looking for something more than just another guy let me know.

****UPDATE****

So I just wanted to add a few things to let you know why I'm on here. I do not know allot of people in Oklahoma city so my social network is small. I also do not believe I'm going to find a meaningful rewarding relationship on the dance floor at city walk or Grahams. Don't get me wrong I like to have a good time but I'm not going to be young and cute forever. I have been hurt and taken advantage of in the past so I'm slightly gun shy. I have dated off this sight 3 times and they were far from ideal.... LOL. If you would like to hear my horror stories just ask. They happened to me and they still crack me up. The last date I went on from here actually told me I was too great and she couldn't see herself with a nice guy.

never check this thing and can not figure out how to cancel my account. I maybe get on here once every three months so if you do say hi I will eventually get it lol

Hi, my name is: Will

When I'm nervous: I don't usually get nervous. But I guess I get butterflies. Happens to everyone right?

By this time next year: I plan on having my own place again gee i miss living away from home.

Last night: I stayed up till about 7 am then woke up at 11:40am to start the day over?

Tonight : I stayed home as it was my day off and hung out with the parents.

Tomorrow: Is always another day unless some lucky lady walks into my life.

I'm looking forward to: Finishing School.

I really need: A companion imo...and someone who will understand me lol?

My friends are: Usually the people i work with. I moved here and never really got to meet many ppl due to me being a senior in school.

I really like to: Go to themovies. And build computers.

I want to be: Happily married and have 2 kids someday, a girl and either or for the second.

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PART 1: YOU

Are you the first born child? Yep.

Were you born in wales? No.

Your siblings' names are: Thurman, and Rusty

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PART 2: YOUR PERSONALITY

Do you have low self esteem? Nope.

Do you get depressed about things easily? Nope.

Are you happy right now? I'm always happy. I always remember that there is another day to come.
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PART 3: APPEARANCE

Are you comfortable with the way you look? Sure. Could lose the glasses but you know im told they make me look good.

What would you change? Maybe gain a few pounds.

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PART 4: RANDOM

Ever been kicked out of a bar? Ha. No.

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PART 5: THE OUTDOORS

Do you prefer indoors or outdoors? Both, indoors i can work on computer equipment ect and outdoors ic an go camping and fishing ect...

Do you like walking in the rain? Hell yes

Do you like thunderstorms? LOVE THEM.

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PART 6: FOOD

Are you a vegetarian? No. I like meat but sometimes it gets to me.

Anything you absolutely could eat forever? Chinese Food

What is your favourite dessert? Cheese Cake Strawberry--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
PART 8: RANDOM QUESTIONS

Where is your mobile phone? In my pocket. Why do you care?

Your hair? Short spikey-ish

Cheesecake? LOVE IT

Your dream last night? I met the girl of meh dreams and woke up lol.

Car you want?: Uhm... I'd love to have a real nice fancy 3000gt. But my crown is wat i got atm.

The room you're in: Is my room / the office

Your fears? Hard economy taking the family down.

Who are you hanging out with tonight? My family.

Some of your wish list items? More free time. Happy partner.

Where did you grow up? Yukon OK, Houston, Tx Eureka, Ks

What are you wearing?: Polo Shirt, American eagle pants and white undershirt.

Tattoos? 1 yes tribal

Ketchup? Can't stand it smells gross but i will eat it sometimes.

Your life? Pretty good minus being single.

Your mood? Happy.

I'm a pretty quiet, laid back individual. I don't like to waste my time as my life seems to be increasingly passing me by. I'd like to think I am pretty easy to get along with, I have a good job and things are going pretty good right about now. Now i just need someone to share it all with, I suppose.

I'm pagan, I like weird music, sleeping, sex, and cigarettes. I also like horses and proper grammar. I also like Seven Nations, Jacqueline Carey, chocolate, and scotch. I am a solitary hereditary Witch (not Wiccan, mind), I am a fairly decent rider, and I have an undying passion for music in minor keys. I'm mostly just bored and tired of filling out the stupid section about my statistics at the end of every quiz....

Im quiet, until you get to know me, then i will tell you everything on my mind. I love music, any kind. Im smart, i like to figure things out for myself rather than be told how things work. I love to be outside, doing anything, i miss the ocean and the mountains. I will probably change this all later.

I'm a book nerd, gamer, wow-tard, lover of photography, crazy shy average girl. Have to cats, wonderful little girl and married to a dork. Just here for friends, people to share my weirdness with. Yup yup

I'm a nice guy who has an odd sense of humor that most people don't seem to get. I love the rain and being outside but I spend most of my time indoors. I like camping, playing video/computer games, movies, playing pool,just sitting around hanging out, going to the park, playing with my song and spending time with my wife, and many other things

my myspace is www.myspace.com/Lenninn

Everyday I get the feeling that there is so much more to learn and do. I try to cultivate my interests in movies, books, art and culture. Enjoy people, food and language tremendously.

I'm sexually attracted to women primarily, with VERY few exceptions (and most of those are gay boys). I'm crazy. I'm absolutely addicted to music and reading. I love smashing every stereotype I fall under into smithereens; it's part of my motivation for life. I love vampires. I love the renaissance time period. I love taking pictures. There are very few things that I find sexier than scars - they show where people have been and what they've lived through. I love water and rain - I'm a Pisces and, to me, it can fix damn near everything. I love things that smell good, such as incense, candles, and bath stuffs. Okay, I'll say it, I'm a scent whore. For that matter, I'm also a texture whore. When I go shopping for clothes I have to drag someone along to make sure I don't buy something simply because I'm obsessed with how the cloth feels. Goddess help us all if I wander into a fabric store. I love fishnets. I am a huge animal lover. My family's called me "Critter" since I was about two. I love computers and technology. I'm obsessed with figuring out how things work. I love sarcasm and find humor in nearly everything - I'm quite easily amused. I love stand up comedy. I love anime, manga, yaoi, and Adult Swim. I love accents of any kind - turns me on to no end! I love hippis, seeing as how I am one. I love nerds and geeks. Chances are, if you appear to be popular and main stream, I'll want nothing to do with you. However, if you appear to be nothing of the sort, there's a damn good chance I'll want in your pants. I am a firm believer in friends being better than family because you can pick your friends. I am convinced that I should have been born in the 1940-1950's, and currently living in the 1960-1970's era due to my outlook on free love and due to my belief that marijuana should be legalized. I am very much PRO gay marriage and if you have any issues with that, FUCK you.

If you ever manage to get inside my shell (not too hard to do ^.~), I'm a little insane in the brain. If it takes you a while to get used to me, I really don't think you should bother. It is my experience that crazy draws crazy, and all of my friends are crazy in one form or another. Truth be told, I met a lot of them because they're crazy. If you are crazy, do not apologize to me for it. ESPECIALLY if your offense of craziness is something that I do. It offends me. If you were not crazy, I would not befriend you. Most likely. At any rate, the point I'm trying to get across here is I love people because they're crazy, not in spite of it.

I have the "gift" of conversation, so naturally, I work in sales.

I'm a fag hag to the most extreme extent possible. I've literally been one my whole life. Every boy I crushed on from preschool until middle school came out with their boyfriends in high school...you know looking back they were all extremely sissy boys :P I'm even a fag hag with songs in languages I don't know. My favorite song by Rammstein is "Spiel Mit Mir" and what do you know? Turns out it's about gay boys beating each other off to help them get to sleep. Huh. At any rate, gay boys work for me like lesbians work for most straight men. If you have issues with this, do not try to contact me.

I'm entirely too OCD about really stupid shit. Case and point: you use my microwave and leave seconds showing instead of the clock (example - 0:14), you're grounded from my microwave. I will cook your food for you. You use my microwave and break it though? Meh. Whatever. I'll buy a new one. Also, my work environment has to be clean, symmetrical, and everything MUST be put in its place. At my house? I can't sleep unless I have some clutter somewhere visible. Even if it's just on my dresser, or leaving my hoodie(s) in the middle of the floor, something must be out of place for me to be able to relax. *shrugs shoulders* Whatever. Who knows.

I've been pierced 37 times, but currently have 17 piercings that haven't grown up due to work conflicts. I also have 3 tattoos. I am SERIOUSLY into body mods, and I'm nowhere near done. Feel free to ask me what I have done and I'll make the effort to respond. If you have body mods, I'm most definitely interested in speaking with you about them and/or seeing pictures :) Can't get enough!

Uh...enough of this for now. Maybe I'll feel creative later and add more :)

NOTE: This will ramble A LOT. I wrote most of it a bit at a time. I'm also ADD. Try and keep up with my random thought patterns.

Umm...i'm a gamer geek(D&D, Vampire, Rifts, Werewolf, etc). I'm a member of the SCA, the Society for Creative Anachronism. I'm a wannabe bard(I write songs, i can't sing), i'm a pirate, and i wish i could be a linguist. In 2004/2005 I attempted college, dropped out, moved to texas, moved back, and have been back since the middle of 2005. It seems that all the women i meet on here that i really like are too far away. :(

I tend to listen to all sorts of music except gospel and most rap. Currently listening to Anders Manga's The Xs and the Eyes in the car, and that and another cd at home.

"We make out of the quarrel with others, rhetoric, but out of the quarrel with ourselves, poetry." ~W.B. Yeats

I said i'm a pirate. As I said, i'm a member of the SCA. In the SCA, I am Captain Christopher Froste of the Frostebite, formerly of the Ansteorran Royal Navy. If you want to know more, just ask. :)

I'm of scottish descent...wish i could move there someday.

"You can kiss the Irish, but it's the Scotsman you want to take home"

And I have a new motto. :D

"I'm not crazy. I'm not insane. I simply refuse to allow reality to alter my view of the world."

"Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants. We know more about war that we know about peace, more about killing that we know about living." -Gen Omar N. Bradley

"Do not injustice to another Defend the weak and innocent Let truth and honor always guide you Let courage find the light within

Stand up when no one else is willing Act not in hatred or in spite Be to this world as a perfect knight Even if it means your life" ~Sophia by the Cruxshadows

"In Christianity neither morality nor religion come into contact with reality at any point." Friedrich Nietszche

For those who would like to know, i'm nearly a complete pacifist. About the only thing i can do to hurt someone is bite them, and thats usually someone i like, and it tends to lead to more interesting things. ;) The last time i purposefully harmed someone was well over a decade ago, in sixth grade. I got into a fight with my twin brother. That was probably.....95 or 96. Something like that. :) So you never need fear I will harm you. Ive been told i remind people of mahatma gandhi in that respect. Gandhi is one of my all time favorite people, and my hero. And while I don't believe in animal cruelty, i'm a firm believer in eating meat. I HATE vegetarianism. Save a plant, eat meat. ;)

Im currently in Oklahoma City at Oklahoma City University. I enjoy playing volleyball, football, and cooking. I also enjoy lots of musiclike rap and hip hop, reality tv like the real world and survivor, and comedy movies. I like to go out for a night on the town or hangout with my friends. Im a was full-time student studying Mass Communications. I graduated and and Im working full-time and FOX 25/ CW 34 as a Master Control Operator. I love to have fun, be funny and try new things. Im the kind of person who cheers people up, likes to do things with people and Im always bored so I need some fun in my life. Always having a good time.

I never really know what to say here. I'm good with words but it's hard to describe myself. It feels like bragging. I am a bit of a nerd, a little off kilter but I try to be exciting. Loyality, friendship, and intellegence is most important to me. I like good conversation and somone who is passionate about whatever, as long as its something. I prefer curves and those on the bit heavier side of scale but looks are not the most important thing to me.

We live in deeds, not years: In thoughts not breaths; In feelings, not in figures on a dial. We should count time by heart throbs.

I am a professional astronaut. Ive been to space like 30 times to work out deals with the alien race "Zergonion." Dont worry, everything is cool, no invasion. I actually invented the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and im pretty sure that i had the original idea for caramel fudge. I love KFC and own my own private yacht.

I am new to Oklahoma I moved here in April from Alaska. I was born there this is my first time living out of the state and I love it. The only real down fall is I moved here not knowing anyone. I have been single for 24months I have a 22 month old daughter that is my life she does and goes everywhere with me. I plan on staying single until I find a guy that is ready to settle down and start a family. I love the out doors Hunting, Camping, Fishing, Shooting, Rockclimbing, Running, You name it, if its out doors im down. I love shopping, Going to plays, Nice diners, Movies! I take trinity to dinner and a movie almost every weekend! I paint, write poems, Go on LONG road trips ive been on 3 cross country, I go to dallas, KS, and Mo ALOT for no good reason lol Hmmm I am sure there is more Oh i like Baseball, Football, I dont really like hocky but I know alot about in fact alot more then any girl should lol I can also play all of them!

I am very open, honest, and 0 drama. I'm very happy with my current life and am looking for someone special to share the happiness. Just want someone to love life with me. I am athletic, and spend time at lake in the summer.

I am a 67 year old widow male. My wife passed over a year ago and at the urging of my family I have decided to throw my hat in the ring. I am currently looking for just friendship. Someone to go places with, have meaningful conversations, and be comfortable with each other. I was married over 40 years and truly believe in manogamy. I have strong moral values and believe that my word is my bond. Truth is the best and only policy from the start.

I am a recent college grad who is starting a career in education. I love it so far and can't wait to see what is around the next corner! I love just getting to know new people and learning from their experiences. I have recently started learning how to play the guitar and that is a blast! I don't really get a chance to meet too many people my age since I work all week and it can be hard to really meet people at bars/clubs.I hope to find someone who I can have a good conversation with and see where things go from there.

Me man look for woman take to cave make fire eat have drink.
I am looking for a what most of us are looking for on here.
Same goals, likes, wants and desire.
I am easy going hard loving hard riding hard working man.
You must like to interact and have fun.
Be who you say you are and don't say your not married when you are.
What is up with that? You girls are not the only ones that deal with this.
I like thin to average body type, out going, family oriented, like to experience new places and like yourself.
If you are still hung up on your past about what you and your ex went threw then I am not the man for you.
It's time for a new and exciting life come and have fun with me.
Ron

I am excited and full of anticipation of what life has in store for me!! Where do I begin? I am a 28 year old single mother of 2 adorable little boys. At 4 and 6 they are full of excitement and I try to stay as actively involved with them as I possibly can. One of the greatest rewards I have been blessed with is that of being a mother. I am currently living in Yukon, OK and enjoying the serenity that a smaller city life can provide. Those that know me know I have a huge heart and my family and friends mean the world to me and have made me into who I am today. I enjoy more of the simple things in life and realized a long time ago that it's not who you know or what you have but who you ARE that really matter. I seem to hang with the guys more easily than the girls but have a few close girlfriends who I love so much. A few other things about me... I'm a Christian and thank god everyday for blessing my life. I love rainy days, a good book, movies, snuggling, hiking, swimming, road trips. I smile and laugh often. I can be known to talk alot about nothing in particular but can also get pretty quiet. I love, love, love great big bear hugs. I cry about something at least once a month and get cranky when I'm hungry. I love mexican food, fancy restaurants at times and a really good wine. I'm here to connect with old friends and meet new ones. I believe in treating others right, as I would want to be treated. My friends say I'm spunky, fun, and outgoing amongst other things. I'll have to agree with them. Anything else you want to know, feel free to ask?

I'm easygoing, I'm a nice person, and just enjoying life.

I love my family and spending time with them. Was really sad when the Blazers folded. I Love hockey, don't like football but I do cheer for OU. Looking for friends to chat nothing serious right now.
I summed that up pretty quick.
To expand on this summary wouldn't really be a summary then, but what the heck........
I have never tried online before so I'm really nervous. So don't delete me without getting to know me. I have 2 amazing kids still at home. One is a 15 yr old boy(ooppps he would say he was a man) that does all the typical teenage stuff like football, girls(hence the grey in my hair) cars. The other is my angel a 9 yr old girl. The older she gets the more grey I get. I'm divorced.Not bitter just wanting to take it slow. Would love to get to know you if you are fun loving and willing to be friends. I love to travel in fact going to Alaska in a few weeks. I would love to travel overseas.
Hope I haven't bored anyone to death